There’s no football on TV.
All your Christian friends are at Bible study.
You’re only halfway through the work week and need to throw something…
Whatever your excuse, it’s time once again to join us at Donelson Bowl for Bowling With the Heathens. Games are only $1.75, and shoe rental is $2.50. There’s good company to be had, plus cheap beer, wings and burgers on the grill. The jukebox has both “Imagine” and “Atheists Don’t Have No Songs”
Oh yeah. and we set the lanes up for No-Tap ( 9 pins on the first ball counts as a strike ) so the scores are higher and there’s less reason to curse.